will give head for food
how are you gonna eat it with no head though
this is the most innocent thing i have ever seen omg.
(via han-rawr)
Its 4:35am…that’s how much I love you guys.
So here it is, the conclusion of our tale between Mr Styles and his 25 year old Assistant. I hope it was worth the wait and I hope you find it ends the way you hoped it would.
ENJOY!
NEW HARRY ONE SHOT:
WARNING: EXPLICIT. PLEASE DON’T READ THIS IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 15. OR IF YOU ARE MY ROOMMATE. IF YOU DO READ THIS AND YOU ARE EITHER UNDER 15 OR MY VERY REAL LIFE BEST FRIEND, LET’S PLAY THE PRETEND GAME AGAIN AND ACT LIKE IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.
The wait is over! Thank you for being so patient! I hope it was worth it!
So without further stalling, here it is!
NEW HARRY ONE SHOT:
WARNING: EXPLICIT. PLEASE DON’T READ THIS IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 15. OR IF YOU ARE MY ROOMMATE. IF YOU DO READ THIS AND YOU ARE EITHER UNDER 15 OR MY VERY REAL LIFE BEST FRIEND, LET’S PLAY THE PRETEND GAME AGAIN AND ACT LIKE IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.
This took some TLC but I think it was worth it!
So without further adieu….I give you The Assistant 4:
NEW HARRY ONE SHOT:
WARNING: EXPLICIT. PLEASE DON’T READ THIS IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 15. OR IF YOU ARE MY ROOMMATE. IF YOU DO READ THIS AND YOU ARE EITHER UNDER 15 OR MY VERY REAL LIFE BEST FRIEND, LET’S PLAY THE PRETEND GAME AGAIN AND ACT LIKE IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.
You begged for it, and I delivered as promised!
Love you guys!
NEW HARRY ONE SHOT:
WARNING: EXPLICIT. PLEASE DON’T READ THIS IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 15. OR IF YOU ARE MY ROOMMATE. OR IF YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND. IF YOU DO READ THIS AND YOU ARE EITHER UNDER 15 OR EITHER OF MY TWO VERY REAL LIFE BEST FRIENDS, LET’S PLAY THE PRETEND GAME AGAIN AND ACT LIKE IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.
The Assistant 3:
(Source: thezeeknd, via han-rawr)
[video]
Finally finished.
Enjoy.
WARNING: EXPLICIT. PLEASE DON’T READ THIS IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 15. OR IF YOU ARE MY ROOMMATE. OR IF YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND. IF YOU DO READ THIS AND YOU ARE EITHER UNDER 15 OR EITHER OF MY TWO VERY REAL LIFE BEST FRIENDS, LET’S PLAY THE PRETEND GAME AGAIN AND ACT LIKE IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.
The Assistant 2
This is my first Harry Fan Fiction…I’m writing it because writing makes me feel better and I’m so happy I’m using my Fiction Writing COLLEGE degree to write smut about an 18 year old! Mom would be proud!
WARNING: EXTREMELY EXPLICIT! PLEASE DON’T READ IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 16!I’M SERIOUS! PLEASE DON’T! IT CREEPS ME OUT! AND TO MY TWO VERY REAL LIFE BEST FRIENDS THAT CHECK THIS BLOG….JUST DON’T READ IT. JUST MOVE ON…PLEASE…FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. DON’T READ IT. YOU’LL NEVER STOP JUDGING ME HAHA. IF YOU DO INSIST ON READING…LET’S JUST PLAY PRETEND AND ACT LIKE YOU DIDN’T READ WHAT A DIRTY FUCKING WHORE YOUR BEST FRIEND IS. MMKAY? LET’S JUST PLAY PRETEND.
I give you….The Assistant…this is for us older Harry fans who need to let out our feels just like everyone else….
